Posted by: jlhc | December 2, 2007

SEVEN WONDERS OF MALAYSIA BOLEH

Organisers recently announced the seven new wonders of the world. Here
in MALAYSIA Bolihland we have our very own 7 wonders.

1. THE ZAKARIA ‘PALACE’
The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees
that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to
be able to own a palace.

2. THE ‘BOCOR’ PARLIAMENT
The unique feature is its ability to ‘leak’ away billions of taxpayers
money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. ‘UNHAUNTED’ KUCHING PRISON
The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories
and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no
prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with
barbed wires to contain souls – both dead and alive. Maybe it can
qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. PAYA INDAH ‘WASTED’ WETLANDS
The nation’s premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category
of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with
binoculars.

5. ‘NOT SO’ SMART TUNNEL
Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does
everything except alleviate floods.

6. ‘DISCONNECTED’ CYBERJAYA
The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no
internet connection to its
residents.

7. CROOKED ‘CROOKED’ BRIDGE
The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by a most crooked mind.
Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it would make it as one of the
wonders.

LATEST 8th WONDER :
1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TO NOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF RAKYAT
MONEY BURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE SPACE EXPEDITION HAS
ENTER INTO THE MALAYSIAN GUINESS BOOK RECORD AT 10 PM ON 0CT 10, 2007.
BRAVO!
( p.s. NO WONDERS – PRICES today had increased “NAIK , NAIK, NAIK ” in
2007….look and see….for sure….garanteeeeeee….tahun depan
minyak mestiiiiiiii naik punya….this year cannot naik….sebab sudah
promise-mah…!!!! tahun depan sure naik like soyuz pecut…dasyhat
looo….

HANYA DAP ROCKET – TAK BOLEH NAIK !!

TARGETTED NEXT WONDER:-

THE RUSSIANS ARE LAUGHING… THIS IS GOOD BUSINESS!!! SO THEY ARE
OFFERING ANOTHER TAXI RIDE TO NOWHERE FOR ANOTHER MALAYSIAN ASTRAU-NUT /
ANGKA SAWAN. SO PEOPLE OF MALAYSIA, BE PREPARED TO FORK OUT ANOTHER
RM100 M ++ AND BRACE FOR BARANG2 TERUS NAIK PUNYA BECAUSE WE ARE
PAYING FOR IT….

MALAYSIA MASIH BOLEH (BAYAR) ….OR SO THE GOVERNMENT SAYS.

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Responses

  1. felt very annoyed that msia used all our money to paid tat stupid and useless so-called angkasawan project!!! he is not angkasawan at all … he jus go thr n eat his stupid nasi kandar on space…. oh bummer!!!


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