Posted by: jlhc | December 24, 2007

The Exotic Frog

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘exotic’ pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs. The sign says:

“SEX FROGS”
“Only $20 each!”
“Comes with ‘complete’ instructions.”

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, “I’ll TAKE one!”

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, “Just follow the instructions!”
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, “If you have any problems or questions … please call the pet store.”

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, “I’ll be right over.”

Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The blonde welcomes him in and says, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!”

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares ‘directly into its eyes’ and STERNLY says:

“LISTEN TO ME!! I’m only going to show you how to do this ONE … MORE … TIME!!!”

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Responses

  1. FLASH MOB AGAINST SPIN-DOCTORING

    http://www.malaysia-today.net/2008/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=54&Itemid=36

    written by KopiO, December 18, 2007 18:47:57

    Here’s an idea on how to protest agains the spin-doctoring in Malaysian mainstream print media, which my friend and I came across it in a blog.

    http://fast0811.blogspot.com/

    Here’s the translation and gist of the article:

    FLASH MOB AGAINST SPIN-DOCTORING
    Time: Main Concourse, Suria KLCC
    Date: 1 Jan 2008 (Public Holiday)
    Time: 3pm

    To do:
    1. Go to Suria KLCC Main Concourse on 1 Jan 2008 at 3pm.

    2. Bring a copy of local newspaper; it can be The Star, NST, Metro, Malay Mail, Utusan Melayu, Berita Harian, Sin Chew Jit Poh, Nanyang Siang Pow, or any Tamil dailies.

    3. At 3.30pm sharp, crumple the newspapers and throw them inside the rubbish bins.

    4. Disperse IMMEDIATELY

    NOTE:
    DO NOT LITTER. If the rubbish bins are full, stack your newspapers on top of the pile. If you can’t do that, find other rubbish bins at 1st Floor or other floors. The ultimate goal is to dumb the newspapers collectively as the sign of protest!!
    ——-
    Imagine this: FRUs guarding the rubbish bins, uniformed and plain clothes policemen arresting people for dumbing newspapers into the rubbish bins!

  2. Sorry, but please do not advertise here. Thank you. 🙂


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